21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Mozell Memories with 807,137 notes

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from with 405,237 notes

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21st October 2014

Post reblogged from Bit of a Tit Really with 87,107 notes

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Miracle with 98,297 notes

this is why countries are in debt. wasting materials

this is why countries are in debt. wasting materials

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20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Mozell Memories with 142,445 notes

just-dazed:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.

just-dazed:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.

Source: ultrafacts

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from whatever with 101,687 notes

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Etahad with 62,985 notes

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19th October 2014

Post reblogged from Mozell Memories with 154,451 notes

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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31st December 2013

Post reblogged from The Gallifreyen Keyblade with 2 notes

thegallifreyankeyblade:

sorry guys this is sadly going to be my last day on Tumblr this year.

12th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from Let the games begin with 1,953 notes

Katniss Everdeen + Quotes

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